If you read the last page, Incredible Hulk, you will know that you have a chance of winning some potentially highly valuable memorabilia, of mine. Yes fans just imagine, if you win the competition, you could own one of my props, that I have actually worn. The first prize is the shredded slacks worn, designed and cut up by me. There are also two well worth winning runners up prizes, which are the bottom bits of the slacks as pictured below. It's up to you what you do with them, but as you can see, I'm having a lot of fun just holding them.
 Once you have won them it's up to you what you do with them, I imagine at least one of the prizes will be available on Ebay for a ridiculous amount of money in the near future. Dont worry fans, I'm not going to be strutting round Gateshead trouserless - although some of my many female fans are probably really disappointed at that piece of news - because I just bought my new pair of slacks for the year. This year I ended up buying them from TK Maxx, firstly because they they do designer goods at high street prices, but also because one of the lasses behind the counter has had her eye on me for quite a while. I think she really fell for me when I told her that my mobile phone no. included TREBLE 2. She's obviously got me down as a real bigshot, and without wanting to be too big headed, with some justification.

Your probably all thinking now, "Yes Marc, everything you said is very interesting, amusing, informative and I will probably borrow some of that wit in the next 24 hours, but how can we win the prizes?" Well good questions fans, all you have to do is tell me:

'Who am I entertaining along with Bjork on another page on this website?'

Then finish this sentence:
 Marc's perfect date would be with......

(I would suggest you put down the name of a top female celebrity here, and try and come up with someone I haven't mentioned before).
Email your answers here