Well the waiting is finally over, and I am pleased to announce the winners of the Incredible Marc prizes. It was a really difficult competition, with the entries flooding in, to almost make double figures. In first place came Marge Greatbatch, whose suggestion for Marc's perfect dinner date was Mollie Sugden. Ok not the best suggestion, but she works in Gateshead, which was convenient for this publicity still (for those of you not in Show Biz this means photo).
  Marge (pictured right), is currently on her second marriage and likes nothing better than a game of golf. She was so pleased with her prize that she didn't know what to do with the trousers, and insisted I take them home with me.
 Pictured on the left is her colleague Marion, her suggestion was Dame Edna, which didnt warrant a prize, but she insisted on being on the photo - well who wouldn't.

 First runner up, which means if anything untoward happens to the winner, he will have to take up their duties, was Mike Convery from Carlisle. Mike actually got the qualifying question wrong, but as his suggestion was the only half way decent looking lass, I thought he deserved a prize. His suggestion was Kat off Eastenders, which I dont watch, but have seen her photo in Heat magazine. Mike used to be Scotch, but now lives in Carlisle, his hobbies include shove ha'penny, singing Stevie Wonder songs in kareoke bars and collecting expensive mens underwear.

 Unfortunately, I had to award second runner up prize to John Flowers, (see Eddie Stobart page), whose so called clever suggestion was Monica Lewinsky. Well done flowers, you idiot. Flowers hobbies include trying to be better than me, more popular than me, and get this fans, funnier than me.
 John runs a semi successful mobile hairdressing business, and like nothing better than relaxing at home with his budgies, listening to his Michael Ball CD, 'Hits from the shows.'