I've recently expanded my entertainment talents, which include karaoke, impressions and comedy pranks - to go back to my first love - ventriloquism.  Although some people may find it a bit old fashioned, my act will have a clever new twist, which will astound audiences all over the North of England (I haven't actually thought what this new twist will be yet). I imagine I'll probably start by winning a few high profile talent competitions, followed by summer season at Pontins, then and I hope I'm not aiming too high here, working on a North Sea luxury cruise (probably North Shields to Hamburg).  I don't want to rush things, but I hope to have my own Xmas spectacular within 2 years. But don't worry fans, when Hollywood movie moguls approach to do my life story - I will REFUSE any multi-million dollar deals, although I will consider any serious roles - perhaps a Road Movie, "Big Marc & Little Marc go to Hartlepool."

Where are my manners, I haven't introduced my other half - it's Little Marc. He's quite a character and absolutely hilarious, and watch out lasses, he's earned himself a reputation as a ladies man. Although I can laugh about it now, Big Marc(that's me), lost his only ever potential girlfriend because of Little Marc's disgraceful behaviour. The act includes jokes, comedy, gags, impressions and comedy pranks - as well as music (which is in both my and Little Marc's blood), the show kicks off with a medley of Bros hits and closes with a comedy version of Kylie Minogue's "Spinning Around", in the chorus - get this - Little Marc's head spins around.