Speaking of boy bands, I see new boy band Busted have very wisely adopted my fashion sense of making a shirt and tie look cool. They will probably ask me to become their mentor soon. For those of you who dont know, the dictionary defines a mentor as someone who decides what clothes to wear, what songs to write, approve new dance routines, pick out the brand of hair wax (not as simple as it sounds, some old timers still use hair gel, which is so last year). Ok you wont find that definition in the standard dictionary, but I work by my own rules.
 None of the boys will be able to have steady girlfriends for the time being, simply because they will be to busy with the schedule I give them:

Little Mark Owen
 I see former Take That star Mark Owen has released a new single. People are forever getting Little Marc and Little Mark Owen mixed up. Mind when you look at the photos it's easy to see why - can you tell which is which? It's like looking at the male version of The Cheeky Girls. Maybe they could get together and perform under the catchy name ' Little Marc Thompson and Little Marc Owen.'
 Marc Owen was famous for being the short one in Take That and hasn't had the same success as chunky tattoed singer Robin Williams, who used to be the cheeky one. Robin's life has in many ways mirrored my own - both had incredible success, both got cheeky personalities, both had stormy relationships - just look at the list of famous lasses we've been out with (or possibly could have) - Ginger Spice, one of them out of All Saints, Rod Stewart's ex, Bonnie Langford, I could go on, the list is endless.
  Yet despite all of the above we've both had to fight inner demons, he's had a lot of trouble with drink, drugs, weight, while I never really got over the cancellation of El Dorado.
 
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