I
know a lot of my close friends are always asking me how I can fit everything
in one day. Well my most essential tool, well possibly apart from my Swiss Army
knife, complete with over 6 different tools, is my mobile phone. I seem to spend
all day replying to over 3 text messages per month. Here I am pictured, doing
what we all do, ringing up my local supermarket and clarifying their special
offers, I simply don't have time to waste turning up to buy 3 tins of Semolina
for the price of 2, only to find out that the offer finished last week.
I only really use it to make essential calls and texts, I simply don't
have time to use any other facilities on it, apart from when I spent the whole
of a bank holiday weekend getting close to level 2 on the snake game.
Some
saddos don't even use ringtones which they have to pay for on their mobiles.
Well not me, in honour of meeting Christina Aguilera recently (see
Eddie
Stobart page), I currently use 'Dirrty' on mine - I did have The Cheeky
Girls on, but that is so 2 months ago. I decided not to appear in the 'Dirty'
video, if they had got round to asking me, as the dancing was freeform, whereas
I am very disciplined in my dancing techniques. But here's how good a clip from
the video could have looked (I haven't ruled out any future collaborations though).
Take note fashion fans, you can't walk into a gents boutique, say Burtons
or Littlewoods and ask for an outfit like that, I actually put it together myself.
A lot of my looks are inspired by what people are wearing in the clubs, and
also by my mother's Grattans Catalogue.
