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40 of my close fans have been asking me recently how much of my talent I've
inherited. Well I should mention that my dad was born on the same day as singing,
pretend-to-be-scotch, mullet head legend Rod Stewart. If history had only been
slightly different, I would probably spend some weekends in London with Rod.
We would have spent the afternoon in Madam Tussuads, then off to a show with
VIP seats, maybe 'Phantom' or 'Les Miserables' then off to Stringfellows, where
we would share a couple of bottles of champagne with supermodels Twiggy, Linda
Lusardi and Lorraine Chase. Of course me and Rod would get up on the Karaoke
to duet some of his hits including Maggie May, I'm Too Sexy and Donald Wheres
Me Troosers. After a couple of shorts at the bar, with two actors who made it
big in the now sadly defunct soap 'Albion Market', it would be back to Rod's
penthouse suite and get out his deluxe compendium of games.
At
Stringfellows, a lot of stars would be asking me for advice. Here we see David
Cassidy, who used to be in The Partridge Family, chatting to me. David confided
to me that The Partridge Family was in fact partly made up, while other bits
were partly based on real life. Anyway this particular night, that is if I had
actually been there, David was asking me for a title for his new spectacular
Las Vegas show, you wont be suprised to know that he actually ended up using
my suggestion,'David Cassidy's, from The Partridge Family, Las Vegas Spectacular(with
very special guests Big Marc and Little Marc).