Well fans, it's been quite a year for me, and of course you have had the pleasure of sharing it. As a special thanks, I've enclosed a Xmas card which you can print out, or just enjoy it on screen. You may notice Little Marc and Jimmy Krankie are wearing almost identical hats, life is good after all. Thanks for all my emails, I didn't realize they would almost approach double figures this year. Lets try and beat that in 2003,(and get Bonnie Langford to no.1 in the hit parade, my suggestion is a dancy-punky version of the theme tune off The Dukes of Hazzard. On the video, get this, me and Bonnie could jump into that car they had, through the window because the doors didn't open, burn off the police by jumping over a river, where the bridge had disappeared, then on the instrumental bit cut to us line dancing on the edge of the Grand Canyon). Wishing you all a bonkers and nuts(with lots of comedy gags) happy 2003.